there are also many others such as-
- walk round town blowing bubble nd saying 'buuuuubblleesss ' in ur most childish voice as u walk past'
- make sure they see that and then get 'them' to reenact that moment to all their friends
- also you have to do a stupid walk that looks like ur humping the air as u walk and get them to watch as you walk round with your mates
-you have also gotta try getting really hyped up nd start spinning ur arms nd say ' and round nd round nd round ...etc ' for ages then turn round and see 'them' standing there.
- also try head banging to a crappy song while walking past the sports hall then realize that 'they' are having an exam in there and can see everything.
- while walking past get ur friend to push u towards the doors of the sportshall so u scream and drop your ear phones and have to go back to the door with everyone watching and pick up your ear phone.
Thursday, 20 May 2010
Thursday, 1 April 2010
Ever since i saw him (hp sauce) my life has been a down hill road of embarrisment.
i have decided to make a check list of 'HOW TO EMBARRIS YOURSELF INFRONT OF A GUY so you will never fail to embarris yourself. all these are tried and tested and are a sure way of embarisment.
1- do crazy head banging 2 clasical music while he walks past.
2. scream yyour friends name hystericaly when he turns the corner.
3. hold up two cherries attached at the stalk, shove it in the air and shout 'BALLSACK !'
4. tell a friend with a big mouth you like them- this leads 2 them asking HPsauce out for you without you knowing, bt not actualy asking him in person, they ask a group of his mates.
5. make sure your form room is past his friends form room so you get the funny comments as you walk past.
6. you must over react bout the rain and drop to your knees and shout ' IM MELTING !'
7. you must also get your friend (lola) to pick you while your other friend (charlie) grabs your legs and carries you towards him while you slip dwn making your jumper rise up round your bra !
8. you must also get your friends to shout out ' SHE LOVES YOU !!' everytime you walk past.
9. you must also bump your elbow into him as you walk past/knock your sholder into im when his friends push him.
10. make sure that you walk past him, then stop then turn around again and run.
11. make sure you look him directly in the eye, make a deep manly groan then run.
12. make sure you swap personalities with your friends for the day so they can be you and walk round school shouting 'OH I LOVE HP SAUCE !!'
13.make sure you send your friends round the corners 1st by pushing them but dont run back straight away so you push your friends ( mini elf and Kitty ) into him !
14. walk past him with your makes and shout out random swear words as he walks past. eg . 'WANKER !'
15. hsout out strange comments like 'if you want to rape a man wouldnt you just give him viagra'
16. make sure your friend notices that he is following you and so she asks him if he is stalking her.
17. walk past him while talking to your friend ( bill ) nd shout 'YOUR A COCK SUCKER!'
18.get bum raped by your friend ( the sun ) and stand there screaming 'YOU JUST ENTERD ME ANALY ! ' while stroking your bum
19. get your mates to make you do your 'sex groan' as he walks past.
20. push your mate down the stairs (the sun) while shouting 'DIE BITCH DIE'
21. burst into hysterical laughter everytime you see him
22. somehow get a rumer started that you are goin out with some one, then get your friend ( jambon) to blurt out HPsauce's name to someone in your class that knows him well, then get that person to tell the other person in that class that im goin out with HP sauce but make sure they are the other end of the classroom so everyone can hear him shout that. then get the whole call to put your name and his last name together and make them disguss whether its nice or not.
23. then get them to ask im that night 2 see if e is goin out wiv me.
24. shout 'GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH' to your friend (the sun) as he walks past.
so that so far is a list of ways to embarris yourself that have been tested and are up to date. i will add to the list once the other methods have been tried and tested.
25. shout ' I GET CONFUSED WITH GENDERS ! 'as they walk past.
adios amigos- and for (the sun) if your reading this . . . . ODIOS LOS MARISCOS !
i have decided to make a check list of 'HOW TO EMBARRIS YOURSELF INFRONT OF A GUY so you will never fail to embarris yourself. all these are tried and tested and are a sure way of embarisment.
1- do crazy head banging 2 clasical music while he walks past.
2. scream yyour friends name hystericaly when he turns the corner.
3. hold up two cherries attached at the stalk, shove it in the air and shout 'BALLSACK !'
4. tell a friend with a big mouth you like them- this leads 2 them asking HPsauce out for you without you knowing, bt not actualy asking him in person, they ask a group of his mates.
5. make sure your form room is past his friends form room so you get the funny comments as you walk past.
6. you must over react bout the rain and drop to your knees and shout ' IM MELTING !'
7. you must also get your friend (lola) to pick you while your other friend (charlie) grabs your legs and carries you towards him while you slip dwn making your jumper rise up round your bra !
8. you must also get your friends to shout out ' SHE LOVES YOU !!' everytime you walk past.
9. you must also bump your elbow into him as you walk past/knock your sholder into im when his friends push him.
10. make sure that you walk past him, then stop then turn around again and run.
11. make sure you look him directly in the eye, make a deep manly groan then run.
12. make sure you swap personalities with your friends for the day so they can be you and walk round school shouting 'OH I LOVE HP SAUCE !!'
13.make sure you send your friends round the corners 1st by pushing them but dont run back straight away so you push your friends ( mini elf and Kitty ) into him !
14. walk past him with your makes and shout out random swear words as he walks past. eg . 'WANKER !'
15. hsout out strange comments like 'if you want to rape a man wouldnt you just give him viagra'
16. make sure your friend notices that he is following you and so she asks him if he is stalking her.
17. walk past him while talking to your friend ( bill ) nd shout 'YOUR A COCK SUCKER!'
18.get bum raped by your friend ( the sun ) and stand there screaming 'YOU JUST ENTERD ME ANALY ! ' while stroking your bum
19. get your mates to make you do your 'sex groan' as he walks past.
20. push your mate down the stairs (the sun) while shouting 'DIE BITCH DIE'
21. burst into hysterical laughter everytime you see him
22. somehow get a rumer started that you are goin out with some one, then get your friend ( jambon) to blurt out HPsauce's name to someone in your class that knows him well, then get that person to tell the other person in that class that im goin out with HP sauce but make sure they are the other end of the classroom so everyone can hear him shout that. then get the whole call to put your name and his last name together and make them disguss whether its nice or not.
23. then get them to ask im that night 2 see if e is goin out wiv me.
24. shout 'GET ON YOUR KNEES BITCH' to your friend (the sun) as he walks past.
so that so far is a list of ways to embarris yourself that have been tested and are up to date. i will add to the list once the other methods have been tried and tested.
25. shout ' I GET CONFUSED WITH GENDERS ! 'as they walk past.
adios amigos- and for (the sun) if your reading this . . . . ODIOS LOS MARISCOS !
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